Go Carts
Swoosh!!!! There they go! Blue cars, red cars, green cars zipping around a 1/4 mile track with a bridge and tunnel. Hey, is that Andy Granitelli, the famous race car driver, over there?!

There are cars for all sizes including kiddie cars that the little ones can drive themselves (they must be 42" tall to drive or they can ride in the 2 seater with an adult).
Sorry no pirates allowed.